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The debate has been going on for months at the Kinksports Underground Mixed Wrestling Club. Who is the quickest wrestler at the club? Karen or Patricia?

For awhile it was thought to be hands down Patricia (5’3″, 112 pounds) whose nickname is Speedy Gonzales. Her speed on the mats combined with her non-stop trash talking makes her a dangerous opponent to anyone regardless of their size. She has used her speed and agility to go under an in between opponent’s legs, and sneak up around them before they have a chance to turn around. Her quickness has given her the ability to defeat both men and women who are significantly larger than her.

However, recently Karen (5’2″, 107 pounds) has been spending more time at the club and people started taking note at how quick she moves when she is in a fight. There is an obvious advantage in the speed department when you watch Karen fight anyone she has been matched up with before.

Karen’s favorite move is the rear naked choke, which is a a great submission hold for her as she is able to use her quickness to get around her larger opponent’s body and quickly wrap them up. Though she is not undefeated, there is not a single fighter who Karen has faced who did not find themselves trapped in Karen’s rear naked choke and bodyscissor combo due to her speed advantage.

Her recent competitive match against the Crossfit athlete Marilyn was especially impressive as the thick and powerful Marilyn was also widely applauded for her quick feet. But when going up against Karen – who was giving up close to 40 pounds – Marilyn was in shock as the speedster got around her and completely locked her up with her legs and arms and eventually made her tap out.

Now we will finally find out once and for all which one of these two tremendous athletes – both who have made a name for themselves as upset queens taking down larger opponents – is the quicker of the two and the overall better wrestler.

High action and fast paced match with a ton of energy exerted by both.